Spruch = new Array(10);

Spruch[01] = "When a pro hits it left to right, it's called a fade. When an amateur hits it left to right, it's called a slice. <br> <i>(Peter Jacobson)</i"
Spruch[02] = "My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle. . <br> <i>(Tom Watson)</i>" 
Spruch[03] = "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. <br> <i>(Phyllis Diller)</i>"
Spruch[04] = "Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn`t float too well. <br> <i>(Craig Stadler)</i>"
Spruch[05] = "I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. <br> <i>(Gerald Ford)</i>" 
Spruch[06] = "When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron! <br> <i>(Lee Trevino)</i>"
Spruch[07] = "I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. <br> <i>(Chi Chi Rodriguez)</i>" 
Spruch[08] = "If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. <br> <i>(Henry Beard)</i>" 
Spruch[09] = "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. <br> <i>(Phyllis Diller)</i>"
Spruch[10] = "When a pro hits it left to right, it's called a fade. When an amateur hits it left to right, it's called a slice. <br> <i>(Peter Jacobson)</i>"

var Anzahl = 10 
var Zufall = Math.random()
var Zufall = Math.round((Anzahl-1) * Zufall) + 1

document.write('<align="center"><font color="#ffffff">'+Spruch[Zufall]+'</font>')